Description
This lightweight crew-neck tee brings pure FUVRUC energy — a rustic sign-style design frames a golden HVL sunset while the headline “FUVRUC” sets the tone. Underneath, the punchline lands: “I got your broken main right here…” with an arrow pointing down to the “problem area,” surrounded by pipe fittings and a big wrench for that extra-not-subtle utility-company humor. Soft ring-spun cotton keeps it smooth and breathable in a classic fit that wears easy all day. Throw it on for lake weekends, neighborhood laughs, or anytime you want to rep HVL sarcasm with a well-earned nod to broken-main season.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified for safety
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
